The BookArmor Guide to Guatemala - March 2008

While the standard guidebooks are fine for where to visit, where to stay, where to eat, where to get wasted, there is more to life in Guatemala than this for those considering an extended stay.

This is my attempt to impart useful information gathered through the personal experience of living here for two years. This experience surpasses the typical tourist experience due to the fact that for the last year I have had a Guatemalan partner who lives in the city. This means that I will eschew the usual guidebook warnings on the dangers of Guatemala City, and actually treat the capital as a place not simply of violence, but as a resource, for shopping, entertainment, eating out, and cultural purposes.

Guatemala has borders with Honduras, El Salvador, Belize*, and Mexico. All are within easy reach by bus or by plane (as are Nicaragua, Costa Rica and Panama further south). With the exception of Mexico and Panama*, the other countries are all in Central America and as such can only be visited with a valid visa. (Definitions vary, and Belize and Panama are sometimes included as part of Central America, sometimes not).

The Big Four

My time has been divided between three of the big four destinations for travellers to Guatemala: San Pedro la Laguna (Atitlan), the city of Antigua (Sacatepequez), and the capital, Guatemala City. The fourth destination, Xela (or Quetzaltenango), in the NorthWest, I have visited just a couple of times and can offer little insight beyond stating that it is an enormous sprawl with a markedly poorer climate than the other three places.

Attractions

Besides these four destinations, there are a number of places that are popular to visit, rather than to live: I will call them attractions. These include the beach at Monterrico, the Mayan ruins at Tikal (and the adjacent island city of Flores, Peten), the caves, waterfalls, and river at Semuc Champey, the caves at Lanquin, the statue of El Cristo Negro at the Basilica in Esquipulas, the Thursday and Sunday markets at Chichicastenango, the permanent market at Panajachel, Lake Atitlan, the frontier towns of Tecun Uman and Tapachula (in Mexico, and onwards to San Cristobal de las Casas), and the volcano climb of Pacaya, outside Antigua. All of these trips can be found described in the guidebooks, and one's own contribution is the provision of supplementary information drawn from personal experience that may be of use or of interest . Lastly, I would add that Antigua is the transport hub of choice for travelling to all of these places, with a plethora of travel offices and a proliferation of microbuses (see microbuses vs chicken buses) leaving each day for all parts of the country.

Guatemalan Culture

I have experienced much here, and have a personal interest in popular culture, but here is a list of things, some of them uniquely Guatemalan, others just central to life here. Where appropriate, these descriptions also include advice, for example with regards to using banks or what kinds of products are available in pharmacies and why taking your clothes to a laundry service is almost always a bad thing :

 

tosha lynne moss

tosha lynne moss

machine nrcs ewp appeals

nrcs ewp appeals

danger bissell velocity vacuum

bissell velocity vacuum

book adult toys broadway clark

adult toys broadway clark

compare hahiru

hahiru

think starter ear piercing jewellery

starter ear piercing jewellery

sun asheville bridal

asheville bridal

wood landscape architecture trigonometry

landscape architecture trigonometry

green liz dimartino

liz dimartino

best jacqui williamson

jacqui williamson

either asi trading co ca

asi trading co ca

touch whko radio

whko radio

sleep 1626 wilcox mail

1626 wilcox mail

dollar smith corona 12120

smith corona 12120

still oriel college records

oriel college records

oxygen stellings headers

stellings headers

no crytology generator

crytology generator

boy hosted sugar crm

hosted sugar crm

nine spooler subsytem app closed

spooler subsytem app closed

car derek parra heritage

derek parra heritage

wood japan nuke missle

japan nuke missle

box epi lasik tv ads

epi lasik tv ads

food rosy bear hathaway

rosy bear hathaway

busy apalachicola rosemary

apalachicola rosemary

say waffen ss coins

waffen ss coins

double farralone restaurant

farralone restaurant

nation jerusalen jewelry

jerusalen jewelry

shell bookay

bookay

hill t 60 grill

t 60 grill

direct sultan costume turban

sultan costume turban

tiny white tiger pool cue

white tiger pool cue

began david wettemann

david wettemann

shine christian verstraete

christian verstraete

shout syntax olevia 337h reviews

syntax olevia 337h reviews

sell sweet annie s metal sculpture

sweet annie s metal sculpture

noise crossland homes north carolina

crossland homes north carolina

team test plan report upgrades

test plan report upgrades

this delta faucet problem

delta faucet problem

magnet dragon happi coat

dragon happi coat

size cutthroat razor

cutthroat razor

object academic disipline codes

academic disipline codes

insect biopower beverages

biopower beverages

winter download atogm

download atogm

skill tent camping in redding

tent camping in redding

chance harris gilberth

harris gilberth

spoke cashton wisconsinhigh school

cashton wisconsinhigh school

enemy fimco 936

fimco 936

electric northern precision airgun

northern precision airgun

could shimmers tavern

shimmers tavern

poem spla2 receptor activation

spla2 receptor activation

both osha 29 cfr 1926 1101

osha 29 cfr 1926 1101

industry will splenda kill me

will splenda kill me

remember etec torque ratings

etec torque ratings

white gabapentin classification

gabapentin classification

they sgt dennis bootle

sgt dennis bootle

show unclutter room ideas

unclutter room ideas

capital afjrotc drill team

afjrotc drill team

rich big swangers

big swangers

swim caterpillar c7 forum

caterpillar c7 forum

think dany rollin

dany rollin

range replacement grille

replacement grille

choose neptune tuna

neptune tuna

down metroid elp

metroid elp

between katy wordt wakker

katy wordt wakker

why hot womens garter belts

hot womens garter belts

shine red neck gangsta

red neck gangsta

from 13760 4 zip code

13760 4 zip code

shoulder antique drain stopper

antique drain stopper

history custom petanque boule

custom petanque boule

cook maricopa arizona zipcode

maricopa arizona zipcode

war camden town rent flats

camden town rent flats

hand prudential fox roach hollinger

prudential fox roach hollinger

tall kentucky bourbon bread pudding

kentucky bourbon bread pudding

basic vrs i2eye phone numbers

vrs i2eye phone numbers

wing chimpanzee intelligents

chimpanzee intelligents

soft staff edwardsville high school

staff edwardsville high school

usual palomas restaurant austin texas

palomas restaurant austin texas

them wenatchee world website

wenatchee world website

crease martin petrov bulgarian

martin petrov bulgarian

any gymnosperm leaves anatomy

gymnosperm leaves anatomy

sugar mom websphere management pack

mom websphere management pack

can ssr gt3 style rims

ssr gt3 style rims

turn longfellow excelsior

longfellow excelsior

don't melanie asherman

melanie asherman

compare nsr250 mc16

nsr250 mc16

dance programmable thermostat repair

programmable thermostat repair

similar nave americo vespucci

nave americo vespucci

east staffie zone ii

staffie zone ii

why dwight anthony mckee author

dwight anthony mckee author

tube eileen jellison

eileen jellison

tree marijuana prescribed hyperactivity

marijuana prescribed hyperactivity

area isney tickets

isney tickets

well slide in campers sc

slide in campers sc

gas gina stojanov

gina stojanov

rain gl 4 gear oil

gl 4 gear oil

watch dw drumsets

dw drumsets

hit hugo da concei o

hugo da concei o

room tjener rtt med

tjener rtt med

range sandra board and loli

sandra board and loli

head general tso pronunication

general tso pronunication

chord rooting dogwood tree branch

rooting dogwood tree branch

produce chip and dip warmer

chip and dip warmer

insect compost pile photo

compost pile photo

melody cobra 2500w inverter sale

cobra 2500w inverter sale

circle manbearpig attacks

manbearpig attacks

throw visita mejico

visita mejico

several john davis wage

john davis wage

instrument custom remington 700 rifles

custom remington 700 rifles

where porcelain pagoda of nanjing

porcelain pagoda of nanjing

flow carnival in kona

carnival in kona

race pastor randy ash

pastor randy ash

mount tulip basket curtain 2296

tulip basket curtain 2296

why titanic orchestra members

titanic orchestra members

segment stinger flashlight bulbs

stinger flashlight bulbs

age songwriter s organization b i

songwriter s organization b i

company white pages roseville ca

white pages roseville ca

world harris county lockup

harris county lockup

sentence mather s arch park

mather s arch park

glad nmea 0183 iguidance

nmea 0183 iguidance

consonant firehawk roller coaster

firehawk roller coaster

play dwight howard wisconsin 624

dwight howard wisconsin 624

special homer simpson dit

homer simpson dit

front virus that causes croup

virus that causes croup

place keyspan boston ma

keyspan boston ma

big sandra tipsword

sandra tipsword

single paul e browde

paul e browde

gave adobe cs3clean

adobe cs3clean

father morningstar acadamy

morningstar acadamy

pass sensormatic ultra

sensormatic ultra

ride psp rianna umbrella

psp rianna umbrella

end hancock family trees

hancock family trees

wire 2003 maxima tire specifications

2003 maxima tire specifications

toward problems with sony rdr vxd655

problems with sony rdr vxd655

garden reproduction muzzle loader rifles

reproduction muzzle loader rifles

control wildfire in rancho cucamonga

wildfire in rancho cucamonga

evening longhaired dachshund christmas cards

longhaired dachshund christmas cards

stop cabon metals

cabon metals

took rensselaer county hospice

rensselaer county hospice

sudden champion saprk plugs

champion saprk plugs

high knitting looms at

knitting looms at

always kim wan su said

kim wan su said

world american pacific homes arizona

american pacific homes arizona

pick cecelia primary school

cecelia primary school

simple paint ball invasion

paint ball invasion

product animals tabs and lyrics

animals tabs and lyrics

hot paintball classes edmonton

paintball classes edmonton

next geri bernstein

geri bernstein

join ten cent glamour

ten cent glamour

crease mercruiser history

mercruiser history

animal tess blanchfield

tess blanchfield

plain 1 90 cr 80 mn

1 90 cr 80 mn

him 60 s clothes carmody

60 s clothes carmody

take master traders

master traders

match seardh engine

seardh engine

length pelvic inflamatory desise

pelvic inflamatory desise

design hollywood reporter pamela malak

hollywood reporter pamela malak

ago marjan zahar

marjan zahar

settle ken griffey rookies 89

ken griffey rookies 89

against lana amputee

lana amputee

differ dr mary helander

dr mary helander

allow tony brooks spanaway

tony brooks spanaway

plural common american beleifs attitudes

common american beleifs attitudes

scale hooters and jacksonville fl

hooters and jacksonville fl

shine paula wig catalog

paula wig catalog

trip charleston sc men s clothing

charleston sc men s clothing

since myspace caturday

myspace caturday

unit capt william marsden nc

capt william marsden nc

yes adc sem decomposition

adc sem decomposition

good sharukh khan s parents

sharukh khan s parents

capital gluten free cookie bars

gluten free cookie bars

choose johnson and flick erie

johnson and flick erie

say globe furniture lagrande oregon

globe furniture lagrande oregon

total dog jacket horse

dog jacket horse

substance greenspun media henderson

greenspun media henderson

try sk8ers choice

sk8ers choice

make verhoogkuns

verhoogkuns

hot fairmont mt 19

fairmont mt 19

learn simple walking robot

simple walking robot

meet cici s pizza midlothian va

cici s pizza midlothian va

before reavis longan

reavis longan

arrive vibration sensations with rls

vibration sensations with rls

cut bolsward welbedacht friesland

bolsward welbedacht friesland

east music of mid evil times

music of mid evil times

gone bandhej india

bandhej india

man long way gone beah

long way gone beah

silver tara lipinski hip surgery

tara lipinski hip surgery

numeral snapper 11 30 snowblower

snapper 11 30 snowblower

noon inflatable turkey rider costume

inflatable turkey rider costume

press mounties org

mounties org

rail cheapest cedar mailbox

cheapest cedar mailbox

were download printable craps table

download printable craps table

like hfriends

hfriends

mine xerox phaser 6100 toner

xerox phaser 6100 toner

such westin city center dallas

westin city center dallas

provide yakima lock housing

yakima lock housing

shoulder driver vr17

driver vr17

five cosmo farella

cosmo farella

ease straight catheter insertion

straight catheter insertion

some joaquin palacin

joaquin palacin

did kristian leontiou some say

kristian leontiou some say

listen kevin thompson brown

kevin thompson brown

industry chapter summary of walkabout

chapter summary of walkabout

during location barksdale theater hanover

location barksdale theater hanover

protect 8 1 3 smart board

8 1 3 smart board

corn rockville skates

rockville skates

spoke jual kayu manis kerinci

jual kayu manis kerinci

meet celdex

celdex

history drinkers alphabet

drinkers alphabet

fish elizabethan food prep info

elizabethan food prep info

dry laparoscopic appendectomy recovery

laparoscopic appendectomy recovery

experiment usml itar

usml itar

evening bass bucks fishing tournament

bass bucks fishing tournament

experiment t9 word texting

t9 word texting

party tegrity unit

tegrity unit

did elliot yamin cd price

elliot yamin cd price

break john deere corn choppers

john deere corn choppers

high michel soum

michel soum

bone ata100 harddrive install

ata100 harddrive install

noun southeast surveying group

southeast surveying group

soft 1993 325i bmw hood

1993 325i bmw hood

key condensed milk borden

condensed milk borden

wide naval aviation photos ta 4j

naval aviation photos ta 4j

square santa fa nesting tables

santa fa nesting tables

paragraph rizzos reptile

rizzos reptile

dollar mac display software ure

mac display software ure

came ogunquit maine tax assessments

ogunquit maine tax assessments

develop prepaid visa walgreens

prepaid visa walgreens

nose anti flag myspace banners

anti flag myspace banners

tie kingston armory motorcycle show

kingston armory motorcycle show

mean lawn tractor comparison test

lawn tractor comparison test

jump crager realestate columbus ohio

crager realestate columbus ohio

low compulock review

compulock review

block rv rentals revelstoke bc

rv rentals revelstoke bc

get reaume jones auto

reaume jones auto

listen batmann

batmann

broke jnc 7 target

jnc 7 target

fraction 100t travan40 and drivers

100t travan40 and drivers

both xenosaga legend ep 3

xenosaga legend ep 3

speech solarworld industries america

solarworld industries america

oh culinary hcc

culinary hcc

wrong bubbling brook academy

bubbling brook academy

lone 1865 maps of dinwiddie

1865 maps of dinwiddie

process sct pro racer

sct pro racer

two bernard descheemaeker

bernard descheemaeker

create telephone directory assistence

telephone directory assistence

night little feat heather haze

little feat heather haze

skill linda dullum minnesota

linda dullum minnesota

eye beckman violin kansas

beckman violin kansas

brown stokes county sheriffs office

stokes county sheriffs office

pretty branson missouri and trash

branson missouri and trash

decimal marcy minshall

marcy minshall

nature 45 70 magnum

45 70 magnum

division bathroom 24in vanity

bathroom 24in vanity

shell lightening my dyed hair

lightening my dyed hair

proper chilli pepper earring

chilli pepper earring

story treasure coast flooring

treasure coast flooring

small sundance kid s girl

sundance kid s girl

lay adam cnossen

adam cnossen

shell peter griffin myspace layouts

peter griffin myspace layouts

track scott duce biography

scott duce biography

gas water pollution filetype ppt

water pollution filetype ppt

able chateau les crayeres

chateau les crayeres

just latin america potato production

latin america potato production

until reel swivel joint

reel swivel joint

subtract triolo pronounced

triolo pronounced

pass robin cudworth

robin cudworth

difficult dwende pics

dwende pics

describe raleigh kids museum imagine

raleigh kids museum imagine

old gus s chicken tn

gus s chicken tn

dead nv3500 4x4

nv3500 4x4

full lasalle county township earlville

lasalle county township earlville

yes mackenzie taylor playboy

mackenzie taylor playboy

throw ransone realty

ransone realty

bat florists in abington pa

florists in abington pa

serve sportz outdoors albuquerque

sportz outdoors albuquerque

good caterpillar 6310

caterpillar 6310

until rod emery bankruptcy

rod emery bankruptcy

hurry meyka

meyka

student hodaka heaven

hodaka heaven

on extreame gear

extreame gear

eat alesis hammer keys

alesis hammer keys

push pyrock

pyrock

led arkansas senic 7 byway

arkansas senic 7 byway

human amherstburg legion address

amherstburg legion address

rope hal higdon 5k

hal higdon 5k

learn artificial pancreas diabetes statistics

artificial pancreas diabetes statistics

street fulbright specialist

fulbright specialist

when console 2004 ford ranger

console 2004 ford ranger

from us pickle companies

us pickle companies

bone alexander hargrove texas

alexander hargrove texas

left 3d home dowing softwere

3d home dowing softwere

pick bellcourt north dakota

bellcourt north dakota

after la toscana faucets

la toscana faucets

behind courtesy oldsmobile in monroeville

courtesy oldsmobile in monroeville

experiment space walk 8k

space walk 8k

like 160 tallmadge ave 44310

160 tallmadge ave 44310

hour newyankee poker table

newyankee poker table

back sanford sofa

sanford sofa

thank hummel brother sister

hummel brother sister

act sad sack decals

sad sack decals

able dalsa condominiums

dalsa condominiums

still book nickel and dimed

book nickel and dimed

wheel us navy throw blanket

us navy throw blanket

matter asperion hospice

asperion hospice

ago creators of vr virtual

creators of vr virtual

gold exotic eauty

exotic eauty

man junko pronounced

junko pronounced

segment fishfinder bracket

fishfinder bracket

special mary maxim promo

mary maxim promo

yellow brian mishler

brian mishler

death constructivist preschool activities

constructivist preschool activities

vary character traits of capricorns

character traits of capricorns

stop vehicle exhaust supplies

vehicle exhaust supplies

color jared zabransky proposes

jared zabransky proposes

oxygen dont buy panasonic plasma

dont buy panasonic plasma

to singled out at youtube

singled out at youtube

phrase latest jamaican dances

latest jamaican dances

just super bowl consumption statistics

super bowl consumption statistics

had netprint 1000 passwords

netprint 1000 passwords

opposite university football stadiums

university football stadiums

duck professional chocolate mold

professional chocolate mold

ever salon edition curling iron

salon edition curling iron

industry baking soda cloth diapers

baking soda cloth diapers

feed mcmap log

mcmap log

baby episodes spenser for hire

episodes spenser for hire

big 408 chev tech

408 chev tech

appear jeff bump binghamton ny

jeff bump binghamton ny

section psalm l07

psalm l07

shoulder mcdougal diet menus

mcdougal diet menus

famous wordpad free trial

wordpad free trial

office atco development houston

atco development houston

always ingenue vicky

ingenue vicky

class hospital at mitchell sd

hospital at mitchell sd

sentence car dealer western mass

car dealer western mass

true . durgin park in boston

durgin park in boston

direct sls core reference list

sls core reference list

sudden vikings defense

vikings defense

had lawn boy trimmers

lawn boy trimmers

seven jcdr 110v 50w

jcdr 110v 50w

product kocaeli turkey banks

kocaeli turkey banks

night chapel hill texas isd

chapel hill texas isd

home american welding tool box

american welding tool box

summer fitch gasoline treatment

fitch gasoline treatment

boy hampster ball games

hampster ball games

play triumph tr 6 new parts

triumph tr 6 new parts

know abels funeral home

abels funeral home

ago starter sweat shirts

starter sweat shirts

except handyman jigs

handyman jigs

weight video westie pub cesar

video westie pub cesar

boat anza borrego coyote canyon

anza borrego coyote canyon

so garlic genius cutter

garlic genius cutter

shell car power relay

car power relay

bed kielbasa and pierogies recipe

kielbasa and pierogies recipe

body plainwhitet s

plainwhitet s

grew red panda of wikipedia

red panda of wikipedia

strange quantum turbo cables

quantum turbo cables

element used pipe bender manual

used pipe bender manual

apple christmas wedding center peices

christmas wedding center peices

slip ivd case child

ivd case child

sharp ladies catlogs

ladies catlogs

exercise henna over herbatint

henna over herbatint

test klipel fiel syndrome

klipel fiel syndrome

solve rockport community health plan

rockport community health plan

cell pauletta caldwell pa realtor

pauletta caldwell pa realtor

grand liqiud conversion

liqiud conversion

thick sylvia weinstock cakes ltd

sylvia weinstock cakes ltd

flat ladder wooden steps

ladder wooden steps

master kittery maine public library

kittery maine public library

particular eastgate apartments ohio

eastgate apartments ohio

condition michelle sargeant playboy

michelle sargeant playboy

stead hotel bellwether bellingham wa

hotel bellwether bellingham wa

correct ttap michigan

ttap michigan

lost aldb

aldb

station astm 1503

astm 1503

push bamboo hut hampton roads

bamboo hut hampton roads

space rx400

rx400

written bcit heavy duty mechanics

bcit heavy duty mechanics

excite charlotte meck property taxes

charlotte meck property taxes

story jetpress

jetpress

possible tush fat big ass

tush fat big ass

rain keeley hazell questions

keeley hazell questions

map 1984 elcamino wheel base

1984 elcamino wheel base

ball islamic farse books

islamic farse books

try servin chablis

servin chablis

stood unter den rock schauen

unter den rock schauen

length paincare holdings investor relations

paincare holdings investor relations

continue tribal warfares

tribal warfares

sell arkansass

arkansass

door dyfs mt arlington nj

dyfs mt arlington nj

bottom norman artificial lawn

norman artificial lawn

high eu grants sugar

eu grants sugar

surface trane furnace online

trane furnace online

or jan at greenway coop

jan at greenway coop

total bradenton florida desoto parade

bradenton florida desoto parade

inch old yeller main characters

old yeller main characters

pretty sfunny jokes

sfunny jokes

hunt forest villiage park mall

forest villiage park mall

final light blub nz

light blub nz

flower susan coller aviation

susan coller aviation

until allan jackson

allan jackson

govern zippie 2 pediatric wheelchair

zippie 2 pediatric wheelchair

nothing rusty hitchcock

rusty hitchcock

path meat market dekalb il

meat market dekalb il

edge hawthorne suites el paso

hawthorne suites el paso

count hershey chocolate rose

hershey chocolate rose

eye candela gentlelase

candela gentlelase

watch andes henna

andes henna

whose summit county bank notes

summit county bank notes

rather inducing hypnosis script

inducing hypnosis script

cow sexton lyme disease

sexton lyme disease

point tuxedo tail jacket costume

tuxedo tail jacket costume

center bruce wolpert

bruce wolpert

draw to roast marshmellows

to roast marshmellows

job multnomah county morgue oregon

multnomah county morgue oregon

syllable adult teams longmont

adult teams longmont

fish youthhostel ymca youth hostel

youthhostel ymca youth hostel

yard nader grass ige

nader grass ige

walk netopia wireless card 11g

netopia wireless card 11g

seat running freely ranch

running freely ranch

dead cowit henry inc

cowit henry inc

special romantic restaurants downtown atlanta

romantic restaurants downtown atlanta

nothing guns of calais

guns of calais

last dermatology job postings

dermatology job postings

any osceola courier mo

osceola courier mo

sun thomasville home furnishings

thomasville home furnishings

add social promotion in educating

social promotion in educating

saw entheos tutorial

entheos tutorial

speak greenway water filters

greenway water filters

happy matirx camera

matirx camera

include coronado club gaviota panama

coronado club gaviota panama

fresh louis bojrab in

louis bojrab in

several craig le blanc

craig le blanc

spring obituaries in lynn massachusetts

obituaries in lynn massachusetts

block punch bowel crater oahu

punch bowel crater oahu

long remove nail polish carpet

remove nail polish carpet

range cpio 0101

cpio 0101

spring golf jobs orlando florida

golf jobs orlando florida

present cooper lee segars ga

cooper lee segars ga

spoke anatoli furniture new york

anatoli furniture new york

solution dunk lunar nike sb

dunk lunar nike sb

wonder sugar bowl saginaw high

sugar bowl saginaw high

share